Edward Riederich
The Necessity of Wind
The Biosphere 2 project was created as a research tool for scientists to study the Earth's living systems. From 1991 to 1993, 8...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 27, 2021
- 1 min
The Puppet Show
(Sung to the tune of "The Muppet Show Theme song") It's time to hide George Soros It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 27, 2021
- 1 min
Things NOT to say with liberal family members in attendance at your Thanksgiving dinner
-Is there any pork in those beans like the pork in that infrastructure bill? (Fake laugh following) -Please pass those redskins potatoes...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 27, 2021
- 1 min
Fauci the Frontman
(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") Fauci the frontman Was not a jolly happy soul With some Covid hype and a stuck up nose And a...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 27, 2021
- 1 min
Brown Suede Shoes
Today at work I got the blues I was climbing a ladder with dog poo on my shoes That dog poo got on the ladder Then it got on my shirt I...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 27, 2021
- 2 min
The Evolution of the Starbucks Labor Shortage in 21 Days
Day #1 Everything open but long lines and missing many food items Day #2 Drive thru and mobile ordering only, can't sit in chairs even if...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 27, 2021
- 1 min
Press 1 for English
Press 1 for English Press 2 for Español Press 3 for French Press 5 if you don't know Press 8 for Italian And 1 if you are in a rig Press...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 26, 2021
- 1 min
Turtle Brains
(Sung to the tune of "Purple Rain" by Prince) You only meant to cause us sorrow You only meant to cause us pain Now I can only see you...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 26, 2021
- 1 min
The Race Card's On
(To the tune of "The Race is on" by George Jones) I hear jeers filling up In the streets outside Like a Walmarts about to shake And a...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 26, 2021
- 1 min
Ice on Your Wings
Have you gotten cold Distracted by other things Are you weighed down By ice on your wings It can seem minor It can appear small But just...
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Edward Riederich
- Nov 10, 2021
- 1 min
The Hippo-crites at Lake Maxine
Hear the left throw their fits Hungry hungry hippo-crites From the north and the south Hypocrisy spoken from their mouth In the Waters...
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Edward Riederich
- Nov 10, 2021
- 1 min
Hijacked
Engines stall and wings sway This nation doesn't feel right today In our country we begin to dive Losing altitude, will we arrive? Sweat...
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Edward Riederich
- Nov 10, 2021
- 1 min
Stimulus for Free
(Sung to the tune of "Islands in the Stream") Daily, when I met you There were freebies unknown I set out to get you So I could stay at...
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Edward Riederich
- Nov 10, 2021
- 1 min
Little Fauci Foo Foo
(To the tune of Little Bunny Foo Foo) Little Fauci Foo Foo Hopping through the Target Scooping up all the parking lot masks And washing...
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Edward Riederich
- Nov 10, 2021
- 2 min
Welcome to the Bathroom All Gender
(Sung to the tune of "Hotel California") I rewrote this song in the past for "Lockdown California" but it worked again for what I wanted...
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Edward Riederich
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
America the Lighthouse
In the black of night Stood a beacon of hope A lifeline, a saving rope Shone forth a bright light Now that light grows dim Losing its...
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Edward Riederich
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
The Devil's Advocate
(Lil Nas X and his selling of Satan's shoes) Depravity on a different level Soliciting shoes for the devil A corrupt rapper who knows no...
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Edward Riederich
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
What About Biden?
(Inspired by the movie, "What about Bob?") Baby steps out of the basement Baby steps it's not that hard Baby steps up the stairs Baby...
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Edward Riederich
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
Bring Me Two Biden Pinatas
(Sing along to the tune of "Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks) I was feelin the blues I was watching the news When this fella came on the...
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Edward Riederich
- Nov 2, 2021
- 1 min
I Spy with My Little Eye
I spy with my little eye a Chinese spy with some congressman guy A Chinese spy, I spy, not with a swell guy but a Swalwell guy Now that...
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