Edward Riederich
Cemetery Rut
Behind the white church With the steeple Holes have been dug For many people Those people don't move They stay in the ground They stay in...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Facebook Nero
(Sung to the tune of "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner) Standing with no brain, with his head hung low There to prohibit, it was sold out Joe...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
We Built Self Pity
( To the tune of "We Built This City" by Starship) We built self pity We built self pity on young and old Built self pity We built self...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
The Man From Crete
There once was a man from Crete Name was Peter but went by Pete He tried hard to be discreet When he went out to get a bite to eat But as...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Somebody's Taxing Me
(To the tune of "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell) Who's Taxing? Tell me, who's taxing? Who's Taxing me? I'm just an average man with...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
My Gov
(Sung to the tune of "Your Love" by The Outfield) Josie got her vaccination here today On Facebook post and talk it over So many things...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Fauci was his Name-o
(Sung to the tune of "Bingo") There was a doctor who had a plan but masking was so lame-o F A U C I F A U C I F A U C I And...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Indian Burn
Here in the middle of an Indian summer More words offend and it gets dumber 100 years of the "Indian" name And now all of sudden it...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
It's a Small Surge After All
(Sung to the tune of "It's a small world after all") It's a world of masking A world that's weird It's a world of dopes And a world of...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Pregnant Man Emoji
Scrolling emojis as fast as I can I heard soon there will be a pregnant man Man oh man I'm not a fan Not a fan of the pregnant man No no...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Seattle No Longer Chief
Seattle is a mess Full of bums and homeless Defacating on the streets Vile and shameless Trash and broken glass Tents staked in the grass...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Feet Cross the Line
(Sung to the tune of "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond) When it began I think we all kind of know But now they are coming in strong Came...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 2 min
The Choppy Waters of CHOP
Hear ye hear ye citizens of Chop So sad your country has to stop Too many shootings, people are dying Am I wrong? Was the media lying?...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
The Mu Variant
This mu variant could be scary That's why I'm avoiding all dairy I'm still trying to live the dream But does mu spread through ice cream?...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Snowflakes in October
Why are there snowflakes in October? It's doesn't even feel cold all over I saw some melting at a Target store When a mask didn't cover a...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
New Names for NFL Penalties
Neutral zone infraction-will be changed to "gender neutral zone infraction" Horse collar tackle- can no longer be called this because it...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
To Fire him, To Fire him not
To fire him, to fire him not That is the question More tummy trouble for him Now more indigestion Forgot to set alarm Then car broke down...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2021
- 1 min
Random Questions From Ed's Head
If a man wears a mask alone in his car but identifies as a "no maskian" does his mask really work? If a fly lands on a cow pie and then...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 29, 2021
- 1 min
Famous Life Sayings
Teach a dead man to vote and he won't vote for a day Vote for a dead man and he will vote for the democratic party When life gives you...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 29, 2021
- 1 min
Clinging to Psalm 46
Look around far and near, all remains is fear But let it not plant deep inside On the news you will lose if you hear their lies But...
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