Science Claus is Coming to Town
Sing along You better mask up You better not cry You better not cough I'm telling you why Science Claus is coming to town His words...
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- Dec 29, 2021
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I'm not Flying Delta
(Regarding the Delta Variant) I heard there's a new variant Probably some new guidelines But one thing I'm sure I'm not flying Delta...
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- Dec 29, 2021
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Holy Cow!
In response to the news that they are now potty training cows to help save the environment (Cow poem #2-no poem intended) Holy Cow!...
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- Dec 29, 2021
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Liberals are Crazy!
(Sung to the tune of "People are Crazy" by Billy Curtington) This old veteran and me We're in the car and we Talking about puppeteers and...
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- Dec 29, 2021
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The Death of the Worker Bee
Something strange has happened you see There's been the death of the worker bee Stores close while these bees rest Content to stay home...
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- Dec 29, 2021
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Their Blood Cries from the Ground
(In honor of the 13 marines who died in Kabul, Afghanistan on 8/26/21) 13 brave marines Failed leadership 20 long years Now a wasted trip...
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- Dec 29, 2021
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You Can't Land on the Clouds
Those clouds white and puffy They look so soft and fluffy And if you jump from up high And soar fast through the sky Soaring faster...
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- Dec 29, 2021
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Prayer in a Beer Cooler
A testimony that came out of the Joplin tornado on May 22,2011. 24 people huddled in a beer cooler in a convenient store. Everything in...
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- Dec 29, 2021
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Heroes of Flight 93
Passengers aboard flight 93 Heroes they will always be Yet these heroes we do not see Ordinary people like you and me They would not go...
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- Dec 29, 2021
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No "Free" Rides
In 1997 the following article ran in the South African newspaper, Harare, Zimbabwe-After 20 mental patients disappeared from his bus, the...
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- Dec 28, 2021
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Pee Wee Sermon
Pee Wee Sermon (The sequel to "Pastor Pansy") I am resolved I am determined I'm done listening To Pee Wee sermons Small substance...
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- Dec 28, 2021
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Bond, James Bond
It's Bond James Bond How do I even respond? He's going to the refinery Is he changing to non-binary? A decision shaken but not stirred...
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- Dec 27, 2021
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Winter of Death
Winter of Death Or so I've heard Winter of Death That is the word Fear mongering We've heard it before Fear mongering Again at our door...
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- Dec 27, 2021
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Your Wilderness will Soon End
Your wilderness will soon end In your dry and barren land Deliverance God will send He hasn't forgot you my friend He still has you by...
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- Dec 27, 2021
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Walk Like a Politician
(Parody of the song, "Walk like an Egyptian" by the Bangles) All the leaders in the backroom They do the same dance don't you know With...
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- Dec 27, 2021
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The Necessity of Wind
The Biosphere 2 project was created as a research tool for scientists to study the Earth's living systems. From 1991 to 1993, 8...
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- Dec 27, 2021
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The Puppet Show
(Sung to the tune of "The Muppet Show Theme song") It's time to hide George Soros It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the...
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- Dec 27, 2021
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Things NOT to say with liberal family members in attendance at your Thanksgiving dinner
-Is there any pork in those beans like the pork in that infrastructure bill? (Fake laugh following) -Please pass those redskins potatoes...
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- Dec 27, 2021
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Fauci the Frontman
(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") Fauci the frontman Was not a jolly happy soul With some Covid hype and a stuck up nose And a...
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- Dec 27, 2021
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Brown Suede Shoes
Today at work I got the blues I was climbing a ladder with dog poo on my shoes That dog poo got on the ladder Then it got on my shirt I...
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