Edward Riederich
Pancake Economy
I went out to breakfast And my order they take I will take eggs and bacon And add one pancake So the food came out It looked good you...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Chicken Little
(About Governor Little in Idaho rescinding an executive order cancelling mask mandates) The masks are falling The masks are falling I...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
I Think We've all Known Now
(To the tune of "I think we're alone now" by Tiffany. Sing along) Children behave That's what Fauci says when we're together And wash and...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Poets of the Modern Day
Who are the poets of the modern day? Eloquent words but nothing to say On the balance little to weigh Who are the songwriters of the...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Where art thou Good Employee?
Where art thou good employee? Thou art hidden from me Where art thou good employee? Wither thou too lazy? To see or not to see That is...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Welcome Home Moratorium
I wrote this a few weeks ago but now the Supreme Court finally blocked the eviction ban 6-3. Who gave power to the CDC? Maybe they should...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
O Captain My Captain!
(An ode about ex-Governor Coumo's dog "Captain") Was Coumo's dog left behind? That doesn't seem so kind I heard that doggy likes to bite...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Six Pack Apps
I always wanted a 6 pack abs Chisled and fit But I settled for a 6 pack apps Now I just sit I could workout I could do some burpees But I...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Where are you Fitness?
(Sung to the tune of "Where are you Christmas?) Where are you fitness? Why can't I find you? Why have you gone astray? Where are the...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20212 min read
The 12 Days of Christmas Biden gave to me
On the first day of Christmas Biden gave to me A gas shortage in the Southeast On the second day of Christmas Biden gave to me 2 masks...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Cash-less Society
(A Tribute to Johnny Cash) Today singers and musicians gain notoriety But now we live in a Cash-less society See today's music is mostly...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Rules for a Roundabout
Let me put it to you in a roundabout way The rules of the road some don't obey Here in this circle you will see every bad driver Speaking...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Biden
(Sung to the tune of "Mother" by Pink Floyd) Biden do you think they'll drop the bomb? Biden do you think you'll like my song? Biden...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Injustice For All
Racist cop out Ignorance is bliss Calling all a racist Wisdom they miss I'm sick and tired I'm getting weary Of this garbage called...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
At my Job
(To the tune of "I cross my heart" by George Strait) The money's unconditional We knew it from the start You can see it in our demise...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Putin on the Dis
To the tune of "Putting on the Ritz" by Taco (A poem about Biden's meeting with Putin) If you're blue and don't know where to go to Why...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Wicked Tuna
(In response to the lab report that Subway tuna sandwiches contain no tuna fish DNA) I was reading in the Tribuna About Subway's lack...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Boy Meets Girl
Boy meets girl But girl becomes man Boy is confused He doesn't understand So boy becomes girl As girl becomes man Is everyone confused Of...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Cemetery Rut
Behind the white church With the steeple Holes have been dug For many people Those people don't move They stay in the ground They stay in...
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Edward Riederich
Dec 30, 20211 min read
Facebook Nero
(Sung to the tune of "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner) Standing with no brain, with his head hung low There to prohibit, it was sold out Joe...
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