Edward Riederich
Wagulates
My dog's tail it wagulates She wants to eat after she ate So if I'm early or if I'm late Her tail always wagulates Sometimes she gets in...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 30, 2022
- 1 min
Chicks and Waffles
On 12/22/22 a brawl occurred at a Waffle House in Austin, TX. One of the workers has been labeled a "superhero" with how she deflected a...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 29, 2022
- 1 min
50 Years Overdue
A library in England had a book on the Dewey decimal system returned and found it to be almost 50 years overdue. A lady returned a...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 28, 2022
- 1 min
Numb
Stuck in a dirge I hear the drum I want to move But I am numb Moving forward I must still try I will resist Questions of why I sit and...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 27, 2022
- 1 min
The Bell
I heard my calling When I heard the bells I learned the former From what history tells In the here and now I have learned the past I have...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 23, 2022
- 2 min
Twas Two Days Before Christmas
Twas two days before Christmas and with winter I am done Not a creature was stirring for it was negative 41 The stockings were hung by...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 23, 2022
- 1 min
God Came to Shepherds
God came to shepherds To nobodies in a field Angelic visitation His glory was revealed God came to shepherds In their own secluded walk...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 16, 2022
- 1 min
Cotton Candy Christianity
Cotton candy preaching Might give you a cavity Sugar served all the time Nothing about depravity Cotton candy messages Sweetness in every...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 14, 2022
- 1 min
The Cloud and the Fire
Numbers 9:15-23 Over the tabernacle rested The cloud and the fire Israel waited until they moved It's what God would require Where the...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 12, 2022
- 1 min
Jesus the Genie
If you attend church The preacher pitches Out will pop Jesus Granting three wishes He requires nothing He is not a meanie He grants you...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 10, 2022
- 1 min
The Danger of "Expectation Bias"
Spanair flight 5022 crashed in 2008 because of "expectation bias". The pilots confirmed the flaps were set when they weren't set. The...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 9, 2022
- 1 min
The Call of Joshua
Joshua 1 The call of Joshua The death of Moses He removes our idols But still He chose us The call of Joshua After Moses had passed God...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 8, 2022
- 1 min
Nose in One
On 11/28/22 in Mississippi two men got into an argument about a golf game. This led to one of them biting off the other man's nose. The...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 7, 2022
- 1 min
The Wind and the Waves
The wind and the waves The waves and the wind Into the dark storm The light has dimmed Choose unbelief or faith Choose faith or unbelief...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 7, 2022
- 1 min
Thorns of Betrayal
If you pursue the roses It will happen without fail You will have to endure The thorns of betrayal If you desire that fragrance After all...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 5, 2022
- 1 min
The "Ian" Life
During all the battles Amid all the strife It is never enough To live an "ian" life Depending on ourselves Trusting in our power It will...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 4, 2022
- 1 min
Your Personal Road to Emmaus
Luke 24 Jesus promised not to betray us He delights to rescue and to save us He will show up on our life journey Our personal road to...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 3, 2022
- 1 min
Directing Airplanes with Crookneck Squash
Could you marshal an airplane with two crookneck squash If they were bright orange and if they had been washed What if you wrapped them...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 2, 2022
- 1 min
Counselors of Man
Counselors of man with their own plan Not led by the Spirit but yet they ran Influencers of souls with their own goals In their guidance...
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Edward Riederich
- Dec 2, 2022
- 1 min
Annoying Hospital Machines
On 11/29/22 a 72 year old woman was arrested in Mannheim, Germany for switching off her roommates ventilator- twice. She was annoyed by...
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