I met this cheese
But his name I missed
I could see he was a foreigner
It looked like he was swiss
His last name was Mozzarella
That's all I knew
Except he feared one thing
He feared becoming fondue
He had holes in his life
He wished he had done better
He envied his mild neighbor
Whose name was Cheddar
The holes of his appearance
Weren't because of some hacker
But he dreaded one thing
Being placed between crackers
See when he was a young cheese
His daddy he would not see
He had a cheesy affair
With a lady cheese named Brie
When he became more mature
His daddy tried to come back
But he told his father
You don't know monterrey jack
Yeah he found out those two
They were living in Bermuda
He just told his friends
It just wasn't very gouda
He stood up to his father
This young cheese became bold
He didn't have time
For another cheese with mold
He ended up going to church
He was sick of all the strife
Another cheese at church
Said cheeses would change your life
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