Let me share with you my stance
About those who do a man bun dance
Abundance of man buns across our land
Personally I think they should be banned
Buns first worn by Samurai warriors
Now man buns seen at every employer
Many many man buns today it's crazy
But does the man bun mean you are lazy?
These man buns today have too much hype
As they challenge gender stereotypes
At the man bunners I see I try not to stare
But do they use quality products for their hair?
Listen I am not trying to be a meanie
But it does make one look like a genie
Honestly I think they are a little weird
Will we now start having women's beards?
You may not find man buns in Mississippi
But having one kind of makes you part hippy
You'll find them in California and Oregon state
You can find one on Eharmony for a date
Abundance of men doing a man bun dance
A bun dance moving their hair in their stance
Maybe I should relax and show some support
Ok I will try one, but wait my hair is too short