On September 6, 2022, in Maddock, ND, a woman brought her pet raccoon into a bar during happy hour.
A woman and a raccoon walk into a bar
To some it seemed weird and a little bizarre
Hey she's proud of her pet, to her more power
But raccoons probably shouldn't be at happy hour
It doesn't appear that this lady is that bright
Especially if that raccoon is drinking a Bud Light
Maybe he ordered a Dos Equis and then pretends
And growled to the bartender "stay thirsty my friends"
Perhaps it was an "emotional support" raccoon
At least it wasn't an "emotional support" baboon
And thankfully that raccoon didn't bring in its babies
But it sounds like that little guy may have had rabies
I can see why people think this was a little risky
Especially if she was giving it shots of whiskey
Finally the woman left and got in her Toyota
And well I guess this is normal for North Dakota