On 11/29/22 a 72 year old woman was arrested in Mannheim, Germany for switching off her roommates ventilator- twice. She was annoyed by the sound it made. The 79 year old victim had to be revived but is doing fine.
If you are in the hospital and you hear a machine
Probably best not to unplug it if you know what I mean
There was an annoyed lady who became unplugged
She turned off a ventilator and then just shrugged
I guess she turned off this ventilator and walked away
And maybe went and ordered a burger in the cafe
She turned it once and then turned it off twice
I don't think that annoyed lady was very nice
That poor patient suffered on her German U bed
She is lucky doctors and nurses did not find her dead
See machines at hospitals are really not toys
You cannot turn them off if the sound annoys
Look I don't like the beeping of a garbage truck
But if it backed up and hit me I would be out of luck
It faithfully warns me so the truck does not crash
But if it hit me I guess I would be called white trash
I get annoying noises like when I cook in the kitchen
The fire alarm goes off almost everytime I cook chicken
But at a hospital I think it is just a little mean
If you go turn off your roommates ventilator machine
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