At my Job

(To the tune of "I cross my heart" by George Strait)

The money's unconditional

We knew it from the start

You can see it in our demise

Laziness in the heart

Freebies they are after It will stay the way it is right now

And share all the welfare benefits

That Biden will allow

And at my job

I promise to

Give all got to give

To make all your dreams come true

In all the world

You'll never find

A welfare check so fine

Unemployment is the miracle

That makes not working a treat

As long as there is breathe in me

I continue to stay off my feet

As we look into the future

It's as bizarre as it can be

So let's collect money tomorrow

And just rest and live for free

And at my job

I promise to

Give all I got to give

To make all your dreams come true

In all the world

You'll never find

A welfare check so fine