(To the tune of "I cross my heart" by George Strait)
The money's unconditional
We knew it from the start
You can see it in our demise
Laziness in the heart
Freebies they are after It will stay the way it is right now
And share all the welfare benefits
That Biden will allow
And at my job
I promise to
Give all got to give
To make all your dreams come true
In all the world
You'll never find
A welfare check so fine
Unemployment is the miracle
That makes not working a treat
As long as there is breathe in me
I continue to stay off my feet
As we look into the future
It's as bizarre as it can be
So let's collect money tomorrow
And just rest and live for free
And at my job
I promise to
Give all I got to give
To make all your dreams come true
In all the world
You'll never find
A welfare check so fine
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