Bond, James Bond
It's Bond James Bond
How do I even respond?
He's going to the refinery
Is he changing to non-binary?
A decision shaken but not stirred
His gender will be transferred
Changing from James to Jamie
Or maybe to Janet or to Amy
Why cant he remain a man?
I just don't understand
Changing to Trans may he his fate
I'm confused, can someone translate?
It was always Bond, James Bond
Now it's gone, now he's redrawn
Changing so fast before we blinked
Now manly men seem to be extinct