Bond, James Bond

It's Bond James Bond

How do I even respond?

He's going to the refinery

Is he changing to non-binary?

A decision shaken but not stirred

His gender will be transferred

Changing from James to Jamie

Or maybe to Janet or to Amy

Why cant he remain a man?

I just don't understand

Changing to Trans may he his fate

I'm confused, can someone translate?

It was always Bond, James Bond

Now it's gone, now he's redrawn

Changing so fast before we blinked

Now manly men seem to be extinct