Today at work I got the blues
I was climbing a ladder with dog poo on my shoes
That dog poo got on the ladder
Then it got on my shirt
I saw it was dirty
But I thought it was dirt
Then I smelled that smell
I got a whiff of that aroma
It brought me back to my childhood
And living by Tacoma
Soon it was on my shorts
I just couldn't believe
That dog poo was hidden
It was covered by leaves
I never saw that dog
It seemed he did hide
He was probably laying down
With a big grin inside
Big dog or little dog
I had no clues
But all I really know is
There's dog poo on my shoes
Sorry to bore you
It's such a light matter
But if you'll excuse me
I have to go clean my ladder