There's a balloon over Billings
There's a balloon over Butte
Now it's over Bozeman
But I can't tell the route
Should we stare at it
As we drink from our coffee cup
Yet for some strange reason
It reminds me of the movie "Up"
Now if I fly into Bozeman
To go see Yellowstone
I just might look up and see
A Chinese flying drone
It was strange on the news
I want you all to be aware
I think Dr. Fauci was in the balloon
And he was full of hot air
Are they releasing a virus
Before they invade Taiwan
Are folks in Montana scared
As they look up from their lawns
Look I know that our nation
China wants to destroy
But at least in that balloon
Is not that "balloon boy"
