Cocaine in the White House
Psst hey man you want some cocaine?
In the White House you can stick it in your vein
You can use a needle or sniff or snortÂ
And though they know they will not reportÂ
Cocaine in the White House I don't know how this happened
Someone said it was alright and it wasn't Eric Clapton
What happens in the White House you are just supposed to ignore
I guess they only have a Ring camera on the front doorÂ
They should invest in more cameras in the White HouseÂ
Then we would know who did that without a doubtÂ
Look we all know they are covering up the factsÂ
But it would be different if that was anthrax