Cocaine in the White House

Psst hey man you want some cocaine?

In the White House you can stick it in your vein

You can use a needle or sniff or snort 

And though they know they will not report 

Cocaine in the White House I don't know how this happened

Someone said it was alright and it wasn't Eric Clapton

What happens in the White House you are just supposed to ignore

I guess they only have a Ring camera on the front door 

They should invest in more cameras in the White House 

Then we would know who did that without a doubt 

Look we all know they are covering up the facts 

But it would be different if that was anthrax