Starbucks and Dunkin
There is no comparison
It's first class and coach
One a pretender
Toyota versus Chevy
In the coffee wars
An ode to Dunkin
A coffee shop wannabe
Mediocre java
They can make donuts
They need to stay in their lane
Lattes of garbage
But Starbucks they reign
I want to swim in rivers
Rivers of coffee
The great green sign calls
Like Florida in winter
I must go, I must
Big green umbrellas
I call this my second home
The place where I write
But woe to Dunkin!
From Seattle I came forth
I remain loyal
Starbucks I love thee
Let me count the coffee ways
Dreams of espresso
Coffee each morning
The dew upon the wheat fields
Let me pick that crop
Coke versus Pepsi
I remember that challenge
Coke would always win
The battle of Joe
Dunkin has been defeated
Starbucks wins the war
Convince me I'm wrong
Actually, no you won't succeed
I like it a latte
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