( sung to the 1980's Curious George opening theme song tune)
Curious George, the curious little monkey For riots he loves to go and pay Curious George, paying protesters in our cities Oh look! Here come the Uhaul trucks today
Curious George, the curious little monkey He's got big plans after election day Curious George, the delirious little monkey He pays to keeps those cops at bay
I'm curious George, why do you hate our country? Your money makes an animal out of you Curious George, you always look so grumpy You exploit those who have no clue
Furious George, the angry little monkey You have the fake news always on your side Curious George, I think I smell a skunky Your evil plans you can no longer hide