Dental Floss Inflation

I went to the store to buy dental floss

It was 9.99 but I took the loss

Dental floss inflation is just not right

Is it worth it to keep my teeth white?

I don't like the dentist but who really does?

Not a fan of the teeth cleaning buzz

When my hygienist is in that flossing war

I can taste my dinner from the night before

When he picks at all my plaque with love Sometimes it hits the lights above I talk to the dentist or at least I try As I'm forced to listen to Air Supply

Maybe I should quit my flossing here

The dentist can floss me twice a year

I can leave it to him to floss my teeth He'll have fun with the plaque beneath

Many things are wrong in our nation And now we have dental floss inflation