I went to the store to buy dental floss
It was 9.99 but I took the loss
Dental floss inflation is just not right
Is it worth it to keep my teeth white?
I don't like the dentist but who really does?
Not a fan of the teeth cleaning buzz
When my hygienist is in that flossing war
I can taste my dinner from the night before
When he picks at all my plaque with love Sometimes it hits the lights above I talk to the dentist or at least I try As I'm forced to listen to Air Supply
Maybe I should quit my flossing here
The dentist can floss me twice a year
I can leave it to him to floss my teeth He'll have fun with the plaque beneath
Many things are wrong in our nation And now we have dental floss inflation
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