Directing Airplanes with Crookneck Squash
Could you marshal an airplane with two crookneck squash
If they were bright orange and if they had been washed
What if you wrapped them with LED lights
Could you marshal a jet airliner at night?
If you used squash as marshaling wands
Would pilots know the regular wands are gone?
Would the curious passengers just assume
Your normal wands were left in the break room?
I don't think it's crazy, I don't think it's insane
To consider using squash to marshal a plane
I can just imagine it would be a lot of fun
To marahal with squash an A321
Green onions well they would be hard to see
And it might be confusing using broccoli
But I would think crookneck squash would be ok
But I guess I will leave it up to the FAA