Yes I have an emotional support burrito
I try to hide it and go incognito
Some people out there may only mock
But I'm the one laughing with my Guac
I will add queso if I am able
It just helps me mentally stay stable
I carry my burrito close to my heart
And I even talk to it when I'm at Walmart
Sometimes I will walk with it on a leash
It brings serenity, it brings me peace
I know there are emotional support dogs
And there are probably emotional support frogs
I'm not sure why I picked an emotional support burrito
I guess it's better than an emotional support mosquito
With a mosquito my emotions would run out of luck
Emotional support mosquitos really suck
Emotional support stuff I guess it's OK
I just choose mine to be down at Chipotle
I like my burrito with Pico de Gallo
And in my safe space I stay out of Ohio
I receive it in a bag from a nice young lady
Then I toss it in the air like I'm Tom Brady
I feel better when my burrito has greens
Yet my stomach still reacts when I eat those beans
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