In Messenger I get these appeals all the time
"For our orphanages please send us a dime"
This week I got a word from a Facebook prophet
He said you will have favor if you make a deposit
He said, "Brother I prophesy blessing over you"
I thought, "Tthat's nice uh. . . God bless you too"
But then he prophesied that I send him money
Now I thought his prophecy was kind of funny
Something like he needed cash for orphans in Sudan
"I'm sorry Facebook prophet I'm just not your man"
He made it clear God would bless me for any amount
But I just wouldn't give him my bank account
Yeah his orphan ministry was really a sham
As this Facebook prophet runs his own scam