Teach a dead man to vote and he won't vote for a day
Vote for a dead man and he will vote for the democratic party
When life gives you Don Lemons you don't get any Lemon-aide
The journey of 1000 taxes begins with one Democrat
Colleges are like a box of chocolates. Open it up to see who has melted inside
Ask not what your country can do for you. Cross the border and ask what America can do for you.
A Democrat in the hand is like two named Bush
In the place where the tree falls there it will lie. And in the place where the politician speaks there they will lie as well
Speak now or forever give up your peace
When the going gets tough you take a mental health day off
Give a Democrat an inch and they will take a mile
Amazingly true!