Fauci the Frontman

(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")

Fauci the frontman

Was not a jolly happy soul

With some Covid hype and a stuck up nose

And a heart made out of coal

Fauci the frontman

Is a fairytale they say

Hes a lying pro but the children know

How he caused some strife one day

There must have been some magic

In that old blue mask they found

For when they placed it on his face

He began to dance around

Oh Fauci the frontman

Was lying for all to see

And the children say he could lie and play

This game for you and me