(Sung to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman")
Fauci the frontman
Was not a jolly happy soul
With some Covid hype and a stuck up nose
And a heart made out of coal
Fauci the frontman
Is a fairytale they say
Hes a lying pro but the children know
How he caused some strife one day
There must have been some magic
In that old blue mask they found
For when they placed it on his face
He began to dance around
Oh Fauci the frontman
Was lying for all to see
And the children say he could lie and play
This game for you and me