For Whom the State Tolls

For whom the state tolls

Time marches on

For when the state tolls 

My money is gone 

For in the PA turnpike

It's run by robbers 

For at the PA turnpike 

They want my $81!

For only three tolls

Comes the billing phantom

For only three tolls

They want a king's ransom

It's highway robbery

It should be cheaper

It's highway robbery 

By the toll reaper 

1.2 billion

It's the yearly revenue 

1.2 billion

Flying instead is what I'll do