In the Minneapolis airport at Gate D2
All I could smell was someones stinky shoes
I don't know where that awful smell came from
But the whole gate area smelled like a bum
I sniffed around a suspicious group of men
But I could not find where that stench began
I had to go and stand over at gate D4 Two gates over I didn't smell that anymore
My daughter sprayed perfume upon her nose
But I still was smelling someone's stinky toes
Her perfume smelled nice like a flower But it still smelled like someone needed a shower
I don't want to be rude. I don't want to be mean
But if you go the airport, have some hygiene
Finally I took a walk to get out of there I bought some $7 peanuts I could share
I got back to D2 ready to fill up my guts
But the agent then announced we can't eat nuts
Someone had an allergy so we could not eat But I was sneaky about it and tried to be discreet
I reached into my bag and acted out a yawn Soon those $7 peanuts were surprisingly gone
I still smelled that stench of someone's stinky shoes And well thats my adventure at Gate D2