Glock A Doodle Doo
On 11/8/22, TSA found a handgun concealed in raw chicken at an airport in South Florida.
It sounds like TSA found a Glock
In a chicken that cannot say "Bock"
It is strange this guy hid a gun in that place
Maybe he considered that chicken a concealed case
Did the raw chicken have a TSA approved lock?
If so, would it be approved to store a Glock?
An agent saw that chicken was a little weighty
Before that guy boarded his flight to Haiti
I hope that raw chicken was wrapped with a towel
If not this whole story sounds a little fowl
Well he did not make it to the Haiti border
But he did find out the true pecking order
I am assuming that chicken got a pat down
On those pat downs TSA can sure go to town
I have had a few pat downs by their demands
I just stand there with a fake grin and lift up my hands
They take me behind plexi glass for privacy
But somehow I think everyone can still see
I comply with their pat down as suggested
But if the guy wasn't an agent he would be arrested
To hide a shotgun you might need a raw deer
But to try this out I'm not going to volunteer
Would you put a 357 Magnum in a raw sloth?
If so I recommend covering it with a cloth
Now in the courts this guy will have to convince
Why he was carrying on a gun to Port-Au- Prince
It probably was not the brightest decision
Especially to put that gun in raw chicken