In 2010 Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) made the comment that Guam "may tip over and capsize" because of a military build up. He said, "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."
Guam may capsize
Not because of a war
Not because of a bomb
Too many Marines on shore
Yeah that might tip over Guam
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Who made this inquiry?
They need a demotion
Should we worry about Hawaii
Tipping into the ocean?
Out of the halls of Congress
They don't fail to disappoint
Asking dumb questions
New low tipping point
Preposterous suggestion
Its business as usual
Opinions we have to endure
Fools attempt to sound wise
But one thing I know for sure
Guam will not capsize
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