In response to the news that they are now potty training cows to help save the environment
(Cow poem #2-no poem intended)
Holy Cow! Have they gone insane?
They are training cows to potty train
I sat down and wrote this in my journal
Cows are starting to use a urinal
I never knew cows could use the facilities
They must have cognitive capabilities
Where will all the cows drop their feces?
In the fields will they have bathroom teepees?
I'm so grateful for this save the earth mission
Saving our lives from these cow emissions
Can they also train birds near and far?
Then maybe they won't poop on my car
Look with climate change I won't get in the middle
But maybe they could stop feeding cows skittles
Maybe it would cut down on the times they go
If they will only quit eating the rainbow
Get rid of the skittles and go back to grass
Then maybe we won't have the greenhouse gas
Look I'm no scientist so don't get grouchy
But I do think I can help more than Dr. Fauci
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