On February 1st, a brown cow smashed the windshield of a Tesla after a collision in Pleasanton, CA.
In a place called Pleasanton
It was not so pleasant
A Tesla had a nasty crash
With something bigger than a pheasant
As the Tesla driver drove
An object would appear
The driver thought he could swerve
But he steered into a steer
It was a big brown cow
This cow did not mooove
Suddenly on his windshield
Were four cow hooves
Yes it was a brown cow
But the driver wasn't racist
This cow just wanted freedom
This cow was an escapist
I wonder about chocolate milk
Does it come from a brown cow?
If so then how much chocolate
Does each brown cow allow?
This poor cow tried to get away
But they called the police
They finally caught that cow
But it was only catch and release
If you visit Pleasanton
Watch out for objects that are large
And if you drive a Tesla
You might get more than one charge
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