I would move to Colorado
That is where I would go
I would move to Hygiene
If I had B.O.
I have had former employees
They weren't a good fit
Because they had an aroma
Straight from their armpits
I would roll down the windows
When they rode in my truck
But their stench remained inside
I was truly out of luck
I wanted to spray them down
Outside at a water spigot
Or send them off to Hygiene
With a one way ticket
In the town of Hygiene
I'm sure it smells like a flower
I'm sure it is required
That you must bathe or shower
I have a dream of a paradise
Where no single person smells
The problem though is some people
Just cannot smell themselves
That's why Hygiene, Colorado
It would be a great pick
For the stinky and the foul
To go find some Speed Stick