(Regarding the Delta Variant)
I heard there's a new variant
Probably some new guidelines
But one thing I'm sure
I'm not flying Delta Airlines
At the busy airports
I will try to be patient
But I'm not going near
That Delta ticket agent
Nope that Delta ticket agent With her carry on tags She's not coming near My $35 checked bag
If someone asks me
If I have a Delta connection
Get away from me
Its for my protection
I won't fly to Memphis Land of the Delta Blues
I won't get that variant
I won't get that flu
At the airport this summer
I will try to be cautious
I won't wash my hands
In any Delta faucet
You can say I'm overreacting
You can say it's just a name
But I'm avoiding at all costs
The Delta baggage claim
Book on me United
Or book me on Southwest
But don't book me on Delta
I think that would be best
You can even book me on Spirit
With no available first class
But for Delta and their variant
I think I will just pass
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