Jeremiah 20:2 "Then Pashur struck Jeremiah and put him in the stocks."
Jeremiah was locked into stocks
I wonder if he had a broker
Were they high yield stocks
Or were they just mediocre?
He was seated in his stocks
By some guy named Pashur
Even though Pashur was a priest
To him stocks seemed to matter
Pashur had struck Jeremiah
Then he chose his stocks
You could say he was his invester
Maybe even gave financial talks
Pashur was a people pleaser
You could say he was progressive
But one thing about that priest
He was a little Pashur aggressive
Jeremiah embraced those stocks
The priest Pashur made sure
But staying in that bear market
It was sure hard to endure
In all those stocks chosen
The prophet didn't get to pick
Because he spoke the hard truth
In those stocks there was risk
Jeremiah fearlessly spoke the Word
From adversity he did not run
But he just didn't know much
About stocks or mutual funds
Those stocks Jeremiah invested in
They had no investor appeal
But in the end for Jeremiah
They had a high dividend yield
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