If you attend church
The preacher pitches
Out will pop Jesus
Granting three wishes
He requires nothing
He is not a meanie
He grants you what you want
It's Jesus the genie
Three wishes granted
You can even have more
Then after Sunday
Just store Him in the drawer
Give tithes to the church
And then rub the pew
Watch Jesus appear
And He will work for you
See you are His boss
You master the divine
Then just mail Him
A 10-99
When it is convenient
You can pray and look up
Then Jesus will emerge
From the communion cup
Modern Jesus is cool
He wears a hip beanie
No sacrifice needed
He's only a genie
You can sing some songs
You can still live awful
The genie does not see
He stays in His bottle
It's another Jesus
A man made creation
He is made a genie
By imaginations
In the gospel today
The Word we pick and choose
So we have a Jesus
That's easy to confuse
Jesus the genie
Yeah He doesn't exist
In the American church
Truth has been dismissed