On 11/8/22 Americans were warned by the National Park Service to stop licking psychedelic toads to get high.
Kids in times past ate Tide Pods
Now kids today are licking frogs
I guess when they lick them they don't wince
But do some of them turn into a prince
Yes you can get high from licking a toad
But what if you lick a roadkill frog on the road
It would be weird licking a frog that's floppy
It would make me sad and really unhoppy
To get this high the frog is their ticket
My question is does it make them go ribbit
We now need a rehab center for those licking frogs
And soon people will be licking cats and dogs
