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Licking Frogs


On 11/8/22 Americans were warned by the National Park Service to stop licking psychedelic toads to get high. 


Kids in times past ate Tide Pods

Now kids today are licking frogs

I guess when they lick them they don't wince

But do some of them turn into a prince


Yes you can get high from licking a toad

But what if you lick a roadkill frog on the road

It would be weird licking a frog that's floppy

It would make me sad and really unhoppy 


To get this high the frog is their ticket 

My question is does it make them go ribbit

We now need a rehab center for those licking frogs

And soon people will be licking cats and dogs


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