Back in 2018 a lady traveled from Portland to Chicago on United Airlines. Her bag got lost and somehow ended up in Honduras. Four years later the bag was finally returned.
The airlines aren't what they used to be
No leg room and bags that aren't free
A lady's bag on United disappears
They find it later after four years
They probably found it in Tegucigalpa
Maybe out in a field of Alfalfa
This bag destined from Portland to Chicago
But all United found was a bad review on Trivago
She got her bag back maybe full of bugs
Or maybe full of coffee or maybe full of drugs
Whatever she got I'm sure she was delighted
But I don't know if I would fly United
Divided bags fall, United they stand
But United may send them to another land
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