Call into our station today
And pledge forward your best gift
And you will be blessed even more
The blessings you have will not lift
And if you contribute today
Your donation will be matched
I guess that means you give double
Is a double write off attached?
If you give $15
Does it mean you give 30?
That does not make sense to me
Sorry if I'm being wordy
Deceiving some naive people
Reality they are missing
Like the jelly of the month club
The gift that keeps on giving
If you donate the next hour
And listen to their demand
You'll be entered in a drawing
To travel to Disneyland
A new drawing for an IPad
This pushes some over the edge
Others start calling back in
They are upping their old pledge
Yet one of these CEO's
Makes 500k a year
Are they robbing from the poor
To only help their career?
And if you give a monthly gift
In the mailbox you should look
Because with every monthly gift
You will receive a free book
Have we forgotten that God
He alone does the providing
Or have we stooped down so low
That we now resort to bribing
Giving by manipulation
Yes giver you must beware
More than just televangelists
Beg from their religious chair