Masked Dressed Man

(To the tune of Sharp Dressed Man)

Clean mask, new shoes And I don't know what I'm going to do Chem suit, black tie And I don't need a reason why

My wife comes sanitizing just as fast as she can Because every girl's crazy for a masked dressed man

Covid watch here on Bing I ain't worried about a single thing It stinks, staying in When I step out you can't see me grin

My wife comes sanitizing just as fast as she can Because every girl's crazy for a masked dressed man

On my Zoom, live chat And I don't go out cause I'm gettin fat Black mask, white gloves I can breathe, well sort of

My wife comes sanitizing just as fast as she can Because every girl's crazy for a masked dressed man