A priest, a genie and AOC walk into a bar
Not in New York but somewhere kind of far
The priest had 3 wishes from the genie
While AOC sat down and drank her martini
The priest asked loudly for all to hear
He wanted one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
AOC looked at the genie but had nothing to ask
The genie said are you sure you don't need a mask
She said no, tonight I'm feeling kind of pretty
Plus Omicron only stays in New York City
The genie tilted his head and stared at her booze
He said aren't you the one who complained about Ted Cruz?
Yeah yeah remember when he went to Cancun
You were the one growling like a racoon
She said no that was a different kind of vacation
The genie said uh maybe you need some reeducation
I may not be the fairest of them all
But I can spot a hypocrite sitting tall
See you speak one thing and do another
And then the truth you try to smother
I assume you'll have a child like fit
But you are truly the definition of a hypocrite
He said look I have a mirror I can supply
It will help you see the log in your own eye
She said no I'm fine I can see
I will just go and blame the GOP
She was getting mad, she was getting annoyed
She said you can't tell me where to avoid
The genie noticed the bar was a little cramped
He said I'm sorry I have to go find my lamp
He said listen AOC no hard feelings in the least
Enjoy your vacation in the beautiful Southeast
Look as a gift here is a DeSantis mug
And he then disappeared on his magic rug
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