If I went to Martha's Vineyard what would I say?
I guess I would be saying a lot of no comprende
If I got stuck there it might be my luck
To find a few authentic taco trucks
I would order cilantro in my burritos
And I would be on the lookout for any banditos
The Spanish language I just don't know
So before I go I would get duolingo
Dropping off these migrants could be reckless
But do all the migrants ex's live in Texas
I'd go to the Starbucks there and look at the barista
I would practice my Spanish saying hasta la vista
Are a third of Martha's Vineyard paying with pecos?
That would be an almost three to Juan ratio
Some people want all these migrants out in a hurry
But can they go see Spike Lee and Bill Murray?
They should drop by and visit Michelle Obama
But then again that might be too much drama
Then they could take a ferry over to Foxborough
And maybe meet Bill Belichick and say hello
They could grab a chili dog or some BBQ pork
They could eat with their manos or eat it with fork
Martha's Vineyard might feel like Mexico's land
But at least you might hear a mariachi band