Modern Day Augustus Gloop

In London, a man was arrested for stealing 200,000 chocolate Easter eggs 

A man broke through an iron gate

For some chocolate he could not wait

A modern day Augustus Gloop

He really was a nincompoop 

Now he is locked up for awhile

So greedy foul and infantile

Chocolate creme eggs on a semi truck

Now he is in jail and out of luck

I hear singing from an Oompa Loompa

While he may struggle with some Montezuma

Cadbury eggs? I don't know why the hype

But was he sucked up through a massive glass pipe?