In London, a man was arrested for stealing 200,000 chocolate Easter eggs
A man broke through an iron gate
For some chocolate he could not wait
A modern day Augustus Gloop
He really was a nincompoop
Now he is locked up for awhile
So greedy foul and infantile
Chocolate creme eggs on a semi truck
Now he is in jail and out of luck
I hear singing from an Oompa Loompa
While he may struggle with some Montezuma
Cadbury eggs? I don't know why the hype
But was he sucked up through a massive glass pipe?
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