About the city of Moron
One thing I can guarantee
I know a few people from there
They used to work for me
Moron is sending us morons
Someone please make them stop
I know another one or two
They work at my auto repair shop
Believe me the morons are here
I see how a few of them drive
I have had a few cut me off
On Highway 465
I have met many morons
Logged into the internet
Are they from Argentina
That I do not get
When I see on social media
A stupid self righteous post
I know then they are from that town
By the Argentina coast
And let's talk for a moment
About our political arena
A few that have been elected
Are from Moron, Argentina
These aren't mystic creatures
Like unicorns or fairies
They originated from this town
Nestled close to Buenos Aires
If you ever see a moron
You don't need a legal subpoena
Just tell them to go back
To that town in Argentina

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