Mother of the Year?
On 4/9/22 a woman wearing a "mother of the year" shirt punched an umpire at a softball game for twelve year old children.
There was a "mother of the year"
But she did not come to spread some cheer
At a softball game, a she caused some hurt
Wearing her "mother of the year" shirt
I'm not sure what caused this lady to snap
She did a lot more than a Will Smith slap
She punched an umpire who hardly gets paid
During a game where twelve year olds played
She cursed and cursed during this softball game
With little kids around and feeling no shame
Now the umpire has to wear an eye patch
You could say that mother is a bad catch
What was her reason to almost start a brawl?
A called strike that should have been a ball?
We used to just yell "Hey Ump get some glasses"
But now crazy people flip out among the masses
Next time she should turn her shirt inside out
Because with "mother of the year" we have some doubt