How likely today will Mr. Likely call?
It's very very likely
See Mr. Likely calls me all day long
But he's not very likeable
Will he call me at work and then at home?
Oh yes it's highly likely of Mr. Likely
Sometimes I like to answer
But I don't like when Likely doesn't answer
See Mr. Likely will do what I don't like
He likes to wait three seconds to talk
I say "Hello Hello Mr. Likely???"
It's like Likely's not there
Likewise, I tell Likely to take me off his list
Mr. Likely hangs up like before I can even say "list"
I'm sure Likely was made fun of in high school He didn't like his first name being "Scam"
Maybe Likely was called "Scam I Am"
Or "Scamuel Adam's" or "Uncle Scam"
But when Mr. Likely offers me that predatory loan
I will likely decline in a likeable way
How likely will I recommend Mr. Likely?
Honestly, it's very unlikely