In my travels I have journeyed to Sedona
But I've never been to Nothing, Arizona
In this town, this place of Nothing
The founders of Nothing actually found something
North of Phoenix and to the west
You won't find much or be impressed
This town wasn't founded by a bunch of monks
It was actually named by a bunch of drunks
Established by some guy named Buddy
Not the elf who was a little nutty
Yes Buddy established Nothing in his life
I'm guessing Buddy didn't have a wife
Poor Buddy and those dumb drunk dudes
They had Nothing to gain and Nothing to lose
They came from Nothing and Nothing they will return
And as you read this you will have Nothing to learn
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