O Captain My Captain!
(An ode about ex-Governor Coumo's dog "Captain")
Was Coumo's dog left behind?
That doesn't seem so kind
I heard that doggy likes to bite
With other doggies does he fight?
Well he's the Captain, he's the Skipper
And in the mansion he's a nipper
Using those teeth on more than his lunch
They should have called him "Captain Crunch"
If you were bit by Captain in that mansion A tetanus shot does not need to happen As long as you have the Pfizer vaccine Then that's all you need for a dog that's mean
Nursing homes and now a dog disaster
We kind of expect that from his master
Releasing murderers, what a nut! Then he leaves and forgets his mutt
At this point we are all a little puzzled
Could Coumo have used Captain's muzzle?
Captain abandoned, he had it tough
Forgotten doggy he had it rough rough
Oh Captain my captain I'm so sorry this happened
I'm sure you are a such a good boy
Who only wants to run and play with his toy
But your owner was a very bad man
Petting staffers with his creepy hands
So run Captain from this Democrat
Maybe he will forget you and get a cat
Poor doggy with a bad owner Now that poor doggy is a loner
Drama with the ex-governors bow wow
Look at him, he's the Captain now