I'm on this plane and someone has horrible B.O.
And the problem is I have almost 3 hours to go
I hope the pilots will hurry and go full power
Because someone here did not take a shower
With where it's coming from I cannot tell
It seems to be this weird sweet and sour smell
It's so bad it's making my eyes blurry
It smells like teriyaki but then it smells like curry
Then it smells like crackers somebody vomited up
I can almost taste it, I have had enough
Maybe it's their pits or maybe it's their breath
But this whole 737 smells like death
I can't believe other passengers aren't having fits
Because this plane reeks like fermented arm pits
I have to push on through this stinky battle
I'm counting down the minutes till we land in Seattle
Hey personal hygiene is it a lot to ask?
I'm ready to pull down my oxygen mask
I wish I could open my window and breath the fresh air
With personal hygiene I guess some people just don't care
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