I got my results from Ancestry.com
From my dad's side and from my moms
I guess I do not descend from Vietnam
Though I like the heat I am not from Guam
The results did not say I was Peruvian
They did not say I was Guadaloupian
I know I did not come from Manoogian
But they did say I was part Dr. Seussian
I'm not a huge fan of jalapeños
Therefore I know I am not Latino
I'm pretty sure I am not Filipino
But I do like San Pellegrino
I already knew I was not Korean
And I knew I was not Indonesian
I really thought I was European
But I guess I'm from the Seussian region
I thought, is this some kind of scam?
That's what I got to tell my fam
That's my results for Ed I am
I do not like green eggs and ham
I have a hat but I do not have a cat
So I do not read "the hat in the cat"
I do not know his other books after that
At least the ones Dr. Seuss begat
It is obvious I'm not from Zaire
And I'm not a descendant of John Deere
But one thing about my DNA I fear
I am part Seussian and part Shakespeare
I even rhyme when I go on walks
But I have not read the "fox in socks"
Why would there be socks on a fox?
I guess it is to publish what shocks
Rhymes planted in me seem to grow
Like the first Seuss a long time ago
Perhaps, if the writing continues to flow
Oh, the places that I will go
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