Pee Wee Sermon
(The sequel to "Pastor Pansy")
I am resolved
I am determined
I'm done listening
To Pee Wee sermons
Small substance
Little impact
Hard truth
These sermons subtract
Sermons so soft
Messages so sweet
Void of protein
Lacking meat
No conviction
They disappoint
They fail continually
To get to the point
They won't convict
They won't offend
So bring your family
Bring your friends
Soft sermons
Skinny and lean
Soft serve softer
Than Dairy Queen
Entertaining and amusing
But not a life changer
In the quiver no arrows
No warning of danger
With every head bowed
And every eye closed
Whole congregations
Asleep and dozed
Now let me ask
Can you search?
Is Pee Wee Sermon
Preached at your church?
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