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Pee Wee Sermon

Pee Wee Sermon

(The sequel to "Pastor Pansy") I am resolved I am determined I'm done listening To Pee Wee sermons Small substance Little impact Hard truth These sermons subtract Sermons so soft Messages so sweet Void of protein Lacking meat No conviction They disappoint They fail continually To get to the point They won't convict They won't offend So bring your family Bring your friends Soft sermons Skinny and lean Soft serve softer Than Dairy Queen Entertaining and amusing But not a life changer In the quiver no arrows No warning of danger With every head bowed And every eye closed Whole congregations Asleep and dozed Now let me ask Can you search? Is Pee Wee Sermon Preached at your church?

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