Scrolling emojis as fast as I can
I heard soon there will be a pregnant man
Man oh man I'm not a fan
Not a fan of the pregnant man
No no no I don't think it was clear
Maybe that emoji drinks too much beer
Did I really see that on my phone here?
Yes for pregnant man emojis some cheer
So I thought, wow, what is coming next?
When would I use this emoji in a text?
Oh I know when using it would be best
Maybe when I ate too much Tex Mex
Here we are in the battle of the bulge
It seems this reasoning has some holes
From the natural way Apple pulls
The obscurd created from these lost souls
I will give you my opinion for what it's worth
In my beliefs I stay grounded upon the earth
Now maybe I have not done enough research
But I do not believe a man can give birth
If I see a man with a belly swelling
And if I hear he is pregnant on Ellen
I will just say the story is not gellin
And under his shirt is a watermelon
You can be mad at me and shout
You can say I'm extreme and full of doubt
But I have to question this and think about
But I don't want to think how that baby comes out
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