I'm in room 302 with not much to do
But in this hotel what do I smell?
I'm at the Marriott and in the hall I'm smelling pot
When I walk out in the hall and I get down to crawl
Dude this stinks! Well at least I think
It stinks indeed, this hallway of weed
I started to sniff and I got a whiff
I can guarantee that was room 303
I think and I thunk it smells like a skunk
I thunked and I think it really does stink
It stinked and it stunk by some smoking punk
It stunk and it stinked to that room it was linked
Maybe room 303 should pay an extra fee
As I sit in this hotel and I deal with this smell
