A New York City man was charged with smuggling Burmese pythons in his pants at the US-Canadian border crossing.
There once was a man who put pythons in his pants
He could not stand still but he did a little dance
He hipped and he hopped and was into hip hop
He squirmed around the border and could not stop
He caused some commotion and drama
As he began to dance the mamba
As he was sweating he did a tap dance
As those pythons slithered in his pants
How did the authorities finally know?
Mayne it's when his voice went soprano
The moral of the story is don't take a chance
With smuggling pythons in your pants
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