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  • Writer's pictureEdward Riederich

Smuggling Pythons

A New York City man was charged with smuggling Burmese pythons in his pants at the US-Canadian border crossing.

There once was a man who put pythons in his pants

He could not stand still but he did a little dance

He hipped and he hopped and was into hip hop

He squirmed around the border and could not stop

He caused some commotion and drama

As he began to dance the mamba

As he was sweating he did a tap dance

As those pythons slithered in his pants

How did the authorities finally know?

Mayne it's when his voice went soprano

The moral of the story is don't take a chance

With smuggling pythons in your pants

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