Women's sports are looking for a few mediocre men
Just change to a woman and win a trophy again
There's tennis and swimming and basketball
Try out a few and you might win them all
Go with a neutral name like Jessie or Kerry
And well shave those legs, they can't be hairy
You'll have to start wearing leggings today
And no facial hair but use oil of Olay
Stop eating jalapeños, it puts hair on your chest
Exfoliate your lips they say would be best
Apply your foundation before concealer
Then post about your big gender revealer
There's agender and bigender and gender outlaw
There's nonbinary, cisgender and a few more I saw
This ship on the Trans Atlantic has lost its sail
I thought there was only a male or female
I don't remember this stuff back in the 80's
I don't remember men trying to compete with the ladies
Nowadays if men lose with men they don't settle
They just change to a lady to win a medal
Sometimes back in school I didn't get first
I wasn't the greatest but I wasn't the worst
I always wanted to play ball in the NBA
But I wasn't growing that quick you could say
I was only mediocre on the basketball courts
But I never thought of trying out for women's sports
I wanted a shiny trophy to hold in this world
But I never thought of changing from a boy to a girl
I guess I was satisfied to just win less
Because I never wanted to put on a dress
I don't think I would have won at women's sports
I don't think I would have looked good in those shorts
People make up genders in their delusion
Now kids everywhere are in total confusion
Just stay your born gender and get some education
And we will mail you a trophy for your participation
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